A very strange night

[chickenfeet]

After waking in the middle of the night. I was prevented from resuming normal somnulent inactivity by various aches and pains. Recourse was had to acetaminophen and codeine. The net result was a very weird night indeed. A good deal of it was spent driving around London in various vehicles trying to find a convenient point to dump three bodies into the Thames; said bodies having somewhat earlier become the victims of a rather nasty knife fight. There was a 12th century priory that had been turned into a sort of London Dungeon, frequent appearances of persons attempting to sell singularly inappropriate mobile phone plans and a game of cards with two Scotsmen suffering from renal failure on the top deck of a London bus.

And people wonder why I steer clear of hallucinogens.