Attn: Grammar mavens

[chickenfeet]

I was writing a comment this morning when I ran into a zone of grammatical uncertainty. Thus, I appeal to the collective wisdom of the hive.

[Poll #759286]

Comments

[gale_storm]

Who cares about grammar when guacamole and naked bodies are involved?

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

My dear, I may be a colossal pervert but I am an accurate colossal pervert.

[gale_storm]

In that case, each of us has only one naked body from which to lick guacamole, so therefore, it ought to be the first answer.