Everyone should have a straight lemur

[chickenfeet]

Overheard in our kitchen yesterday:

Lemur: If we let the daube get cold it will gel and we can embed a kitten in it and have kitten in aspic.

Me: Yes, but only a small kitten.

Lemur: Why?

Me: Because a big one would upset the aspic ratio.

Boom! Boom!

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[itchyfidget.livejournal.com]

LOL!