Spam header of the day

[chickenfeet]

"copulation visual aid"

Comments

[arcana-mundi.livejournal.com]

Just out of curiosity, was it porn spam, or was something less titillating under the header?

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

It was promoting the stock of the China Fruit Company

[a-d-medievalist.livejournal.com]

that is rather boggling. Speaking as one of the terribly nearsighted, I was a little bit interested by this. I mean, I have the choice of glasses or blindness (or contacts, but then having to unwrap myself to get up and take them out, which rather spoils the mood). Now I see it has something to do with fruit? Ha!

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

Speaking as someone who is borderline blind, I'd have to say that the contact sport under discussion is the one where that least bothers me!

[arcana-mundi.livejournal.com]

That must be some fruit!