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chickenfeet ([personal profile] chickenfeet) wrote2008-11-12 09:15 am
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This sounds like fun

Because this seems to be the question du jour (via [livejournal.com profile] oursin)

If you saw a police car with me in it, what would you think I got arrested for?
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[identity profile] panjianlien.livejournal.com 2008-11-12 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Smuggling opium in your rectum, of course.
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[identity profile] shezan.livejournal.com 2008-11-12 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Roughing up someone you saw trying to strangle a cat.

[identity profile] lemur-catta.livejournal.com 2008-11-12 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Stealing fish from a trout farm while disguised as a bear

[identity profile] erotetica.livejournal.com 2008-11-12 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Murder of some high-up politician - however, you will have been framed by a giant conspiracy you were on the verge of uncovering.

[identity profile] f4f3.livejournal.com 2008-11-12 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd think you were in protective custody...

[identity profile] knirirr.livejournal.com 2008-11-12 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever trumped up charge would be used to arrest someone for blackguarding the police for their incompetence.

[identity profile] okoshun.livejournal.com 2008-11-12 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
It would be for some ingenious heist that you executed years ago which the cops only just now figured out and only because one of your henchmen spilled the beans on their dying day.
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[identity profile] oursin.livejournal.com 2008-11-12 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Slaying a clueless bureaucrat with withering sarcasm.

[identity profile] mamculuna.livejournal.com 2008-11-12 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Stalking a celebrity cat.

[identity profile] intertext.livejournal.com 2008-11-12 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Disturbing the peace by attempting to referee an opera.
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[personal profile] gillo 2008-11-12 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Catnapping?

I'd assume you were a responsible citizen off to help the police with their inquiries of course.

[identity profile] rbowspryte.livejournal.com 2008-11-12 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Either protecting an innocent feline from harm or being a smart ass to the wrong person.

[identity profile] a-d-medievalist.livejournal.com 2008-11-12 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
engineering a failed coup -- except that if you had engineered a coup, it would likely not fail!
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[personal profile] nanila 2008-11-12 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Walking silly.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_hypatia_/ 2008-11-12 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Playing league instead of union.
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[identity profile] shezan.livejournal.com 2008-11-12 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
(BTW, did you check out "Obama: The Opera" on my LJ?)
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[personal profile] ironed_orchid 2008-11-13 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Cooking endangered species.

[identity profile] glitterboy1.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Being smarter than someone in authority.

:-)
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