This sounds like fun

[chickenfeet]

Because this seems to be the question du jour (via oursin)

If you saw a police car with me in it, what would you think I got arrested for?

Comments

[panjianlien.livejournal.com]

Smuggling opium in your rectum, of course.

[shezan.livejournal.com]

Roughing up someone you saw trying to strangle a cat.

[lemur-catta.livejournal.com]

Stealing fish from a trout farm while disguised as a bear

[erotetica.livejournal.com]

Murder of some high-up politician - however, you will have been framed by a giant conspiracy you were on the verge of uncovering.

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

I'd think you were in protective custody...

[knirirr.livejournal.com]

Whatever trumped up charge would be used to arrest someone for blackguarding the police for their incompetence.

[okoshun.livejournal.com]

It would be for some ingenious heist that you executed years ago which the cops only just now figured out and only because one of your henchmen spilled the beans on their dying day.

[oursin.livejournal.com]

Slaying a clueless bureaucrat with withering sarcasm.

[mamculuna.livejournal.com]

Stalking a celebrity cat.

[intertext.livejournal.com]

Disturbing the peace by attempting to referee an opera.

[gillo]

Catnapping?

I'd assume you were a responsible citizen off to help the police with their inquiries of course.

[anthrokeight.livejournal.com]

Cat-burglary!

[rbowspryte.livejournal.com]

Either protecting an innocent feline from harm or being a smart ass to the wrong person.

[a-d-medievalist.livejournal.com]

engineering a failed coup -- except that if you had engineered a coup, it would likely not fail!

[nanila]

Walking silly.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_hypatia_/]

Playing league instead of union.

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

Shudder

[shezan.livejournal.com]

(BTW, did you check out "Obama: The Opera" on my LJ?)

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

I did. It was good. I particularly liked his daily stroll on the Potomac.

[shezan.livejournal.com]

And also the fact that this is REALLY structured like an opera - it could be staged as is. The unknown author knows hir way both around politics (Elena Tomasso, una stregha!) AND Italian opera!

[ironed_orchid]

Cooking endangered species.

[glitterboy1.livejournal.com]

Being smarter than someone in authority.

:-)