Amongst other things, today is of course the festival of John the Baptist (as opposed to me; who is sort of John the more or less lapsed Anglican). It is a little known fact that besides being the patron saint of Quebec, JtB is also the patron saint of management consultants. Others so honoured include baptism, bird dealers, diocese of Charleston South Carolina, converts, convulsions, convulsive children, cutters, diocese of Dodge City, Kansas, epilepsy, epileptics, farriers, Genoa Italy, hail, hailstorms, Jordan, Knights Hospitaller, Knights of Malta, lambs, Maltese Knights, monastic life, motorways, diocese of Paterson, New Jersey, Penzance, Cornwall, England, diocese of Portland Maine, printers, Quebec, Sassano Italy, diocese of Savannah, Georgia, spasms, tailors, Torino, Italy.
Dodge City seems particularly a propos.