Quantum cat theory

The contribution of cats to quantum theory is well known but I think key areas of cat related quantum research have been neglected. Based on the fact that Jane now sleeps either next to my head or on my shoulder and I sleep much better as a result I suspect that there is a previously unaccounted for phenomenon operating. I posit a new fundamental force, the catatonic force, and the necessary associated quantum field and particles. The particles come in two families; dosons and naptons and energy emenations from the QCF mostly commonly manifest as z-rays. Experimental efforts to verify the theory have proved elusive as persuading large numbers of cats to sleep in a large napton collider is expensive. Nonetheless, we confidently predict that the next generation of incredibly expensive LNCs will provide hard evidence of the existence of at least some of the lighter dosons. If not we will just assume that we guessed the values of some of the approximately 1000 free parameters in the theory wrong and ask for an even bigger collider.