chickenfeet: (mohan)
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The president [Chirac], chatting to the German and Russian leaders in a Russian cafe, said: "The only thing [the British] have ever given European farming is mad cow."

Umm...

The seed drill
Modern crop rotations
Fodder crops
Over wintering of livestock
Scientific breeding
Reclamation of marshland
Marling
Nitrogen based fertilizers

Most of these while Chirac's ancestors were trying to squeeze the blood out of peasants whose methods hadn't improved much since the days of Charlemagne. Arguably they still haven't.

So what have the French contributed to European agriculture apart from an unprecedented ability to consume subidies?

Date: 2005-07-05 12:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mehdi-caps.livejournal.com
He's not a complete idiot but he does say stupid things 95% of the time. I guess he tried to be funny. He probably thought that this kind of humour would please his German and Russian counterparts (I guess he sees them as gross drunkards like him).

Date: 2005-07-05 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rillaith.livejournal.com
So what have the French contributed to European agriculture

The concept of lorry blockades?

Date: 2005-07-05 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blonde222.livejournal.com
the butter mountain, the wine lake, and - the cheese heap?

Date: 2005-07-05 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceruleanblue3.livejournal.com
Well, okay, if you're going to be picky and expect actual facts :-P

Date: 2005-07-06 12:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pigseatingfigs.livejournal.com
ha ha
but we now (probably) own more land in Aquitaine than the French do - hurrah for invasion by stealth!

Date: 2005-07-06 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pigsnout000.livejournal.com
So it was the poms who gave the french terrorists the Nitrogen based fertilizer to run around with.

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