Morris off

[chickenfeet]

There is much to recommend Toronto but not, alas, its Morris dancers. The standard of Morris dancing in this fair metropolis is downright appalling. Now, I have no pretensions to being a Morris dancer myself (I'm not a great dancer - period - and I don't have the Nijinsky like vertical leap that marks a good Morris man) but I used to hang out with some pretty good ones and I do know how it's supposed to be done. If you were at the Distillery this afternoon, trust me, it's not supposed to be like that.