chickenfeet

So it is...

1. Can you cook?

So I'm told

2. What was your dream growing up?

To get away from home

3. What talent do you wish you had?

I would have liked to be a lot faster

4. Favorite place?

West Penwith

5. Favorite vegetable?

Long beans

6. What was the last book you read?

Currently reading Sarah Pomeroys's Goddesses, Whores, Wives and Slaves

7. What zodiac sign are you ?

Leo

8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?

Tattoo on left wrist

9. Worst Habit?

Sarcasm

10. Do we know each other outside of lj?

No

11. What is your favorite sport?

Rugby (duh)

12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?

More to the negative

13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

Cadge your Scotch supply

14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?

First marriage?

15. Tell me one weird fact about you:

I have a morbid fear of telephones

16. Do you have any pets?

Yes,(duh again)

17. Do you know how to do the macarena?

Do what now?

18. What time is it where you are now?

1112

19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

That depends. Dave McKay looks like me so he muct be cutescary

20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

My appearance

21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

Crime partner

22. What color eyes do you have?

There is an interesting assortment in this glass jar I have on my desk

23. Ever been arrested?

No but I'm fairly retarded

24. Bottle or Draft?

Draught, you illiterate Scotsman you

25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?

Stick it in the bank. It would take more than 10Gs to get me excited.

26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?

Ewww

27. What 's your favorite bar to hang at?

I don't think I've ever hanged anyone but if I did I'd hang them from a bar, not at a bar.

28. Do you believe in ghosts?

No.

29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

None of your fucking business

30. Do you swear a lot?

See above

31. Biggest pet peeve?

I don't peeve pets

32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?

Odd

33. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

Hell, why not. I'm bored. You can tell can't you?