Alias meme

[chickenfeet]

I've been avoiding this one but when I tried it the results were well you'll see...

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS = Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot

Juniper Surbiton

SOCIALITE ALIAS = Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied

Squid Bishop's Stortford

"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) = First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of Your Last Name

J.Gi

ROCK STAR ALIAS = Any Liquid on the Bar + Last Name of Bad-Ass Celeb

Sherry Blair (sorry, couldn't resist)

DIVA ALIAS = Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen

Me Laundry Detergent

GIRL DETECTIVE ALIAS = Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Last Went To School

Kitten Palisades

BARFLY ALIAS = Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Drink

Pork Rinds Claret

SOAP OPERA ALIAS = Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived

Frederick Lyndhurst

PORN STAR ALIAS = First Pet's Name + Street You Grew Up On

Padmini Dane Park