Fiends from Sweden or, more likely, Hell

Just helped the lemur_catta assemble some weird ass storage unit from IKEA. Its a sort of 'tent from Hell' tensioned fabric thing and of course we got it back to front and had to disassemble it and start all over again. Damn those weird pictographic instructions. Just to cap things off Padmini had a fit inside one half of the assembly and attacked me through the fabric, scratching me and getting blood on the white thingie.

The cable company

Today I received two effluvia from Rogers (our cable company). The first announced that, due to circumstances beyond their control, our digital cable package would no longer include nostril raping but, at no additional charge, they were pleased to offer us scrotum roasting instead.

The second missive announced a two bucks per month rate hike.