How to be driven nuts

This is going to drive me nuts. Every time I open the door to my office three kittens come running out and Jane and Pad either dash in or are all over the kittens. If I spend any time in the office, Jane sits outside the door yowling. A week plus of this is going to be very hard.

Quote of the day

Bishop Hugh of Lincoln built up a relic collection of fabled size and quality. He needed frisking on leaving any shrine for he was always trying to break bits off bodies, on one occasion biting a fragment out of Mary Magdalene's arm before slipping it to his chaplain in classic pickpocket mode.

David Carpenter The Struggle for Mastery; The Penguin History of Britain 1066-1284 p454