From the SPAM filter

Hi there lovely,
I was searching the anet few days ago. I am new to this thing.
and saw your profile. I decided to email you cause I found
you attractive. I might coame down to your city in few weeks.
Let me know if we can meet each other in person.
I am attractive girl. I am sure you won't regret it.

I might have been more inclined to respond if it hadn't come from someone called Cecil.

Playing around with Babelfish

Babelfish has just added "Old Labour" and "New Labour" to its list of supported languages. I couldn't resist giving it a go. I was quite impressed. Traditionalist that I am, I typed in:

To secure for the workers by hand or by brain the full fruits of their industry and the most equitable distribution thereof that may be possible upon the basis of the common ownership of the means of production, distribution and exchange.

and quick as a flash it came back with:

To secure for the spivs and lawyers, by hook or by crook, the full fruits of industry and the most inequitable distribution thereof that may be possible upon the basis of self interested government, family trusts and tax evasion,