Guilty pleasures post

[chickenfeet]

One of my small indulgences is that I like toasted bagels with cream cheese and bacon. I hardly ever indulge at home, it being more the sort of thing I would pick up from Druxy's on my way into the office (when I had an office). So, this is not a vice of which lemur_catta was aware until quite recently. Now lemur_catta is still tethered to her Jewish roots even if by the most gossamer of threads so it was with a look of something approaching horror that she looked at me and said "That is sooo wrong!". I rather wish she'd been awake to smell the piggy aromas of the one I just enjoyed.

Which reminds me of the one about the priest and the rabbi....

A priest and a rabbi are sitting opposite each other on a train minding their own business. After a while the priest leans across and asks if he can ask the rabbi a personal question. The rabbi nods so the priest asks "Tell me rabbi, have you ever eaten pork?" The rabbi admits that he has and asks the priest whether he has ever had sex. This the priest confesses to. "Better than pork, isn't it?" says the rabbi.

Happy Hallmark day folks!

Comments

[nikkyb.livejournal.com]

(groan!) tastes like chicken?