Bent, benter, bentest

[chickenfeet]

According to Auntie, Michael Jackson's defence team propose to call Uri Geller as a defence witness. Presumably this is to answer the key question; which is more bent, Mr. Jackson or one of Mr. Geller's used spoons? Couldn't they just use the usual American defence; not guilty by reason of extreme wealth?

Comments

[klig.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I can imagine Uri Geller being anything other than a complete liability.

[tanuja.livejournal.com]

Could have been worse, they could have used his old and increasingly erratic best friend, Liz Taylor as a character witness!

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

Jest not! They are planning to call her too.