Very Bright Green

[chickenfeet]

I have a glass of President's Choice™ Green Apple Diet Soda on my desk. The colour is truly remarkable. It is an almost fluorescent green like something out of Toxic Avenger. It doesn't actually taste too bad but I confidently expect to start growing hair on my palms any minute now.

Comments

Newsflash

[oursin.livejournal.com]

It is not drinking toxic green substances which causes hair to grow on the palms of one's hands.... Unless, of course, the toxic green substances cause Impure Thoughts.

[carlanime.livejournal.com]

Hey, I've been drinking it for months without problems. Sure, I grew lizard-like scales, but that might have happened anyway.

[lemur-catta.livejournal.com]

I put just a little bit of it in a glass of water and that was enough to turn it all neon green. No ill effects yet, except my night vision seems somewhat improved..almost as if there was a light growing out of my.....AAAAeeeeauuuughh!