Fun meme

[chickenfeet]

Thefted in mere moments from marnameow:

What epitaph would you put on my gravestone?

Comments

[geneticallydead.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't know what epitaph I would put, but I'm pretty sure your gravestone would be a scratching post... you'd attract kitties from all over!

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

My former secretary once greeted me with the announcement that she had decided what was to be puton my tombstone. "What?", I enquired.

"Here lies John Gilks; pretty bloody obviously dead", she replied.

[mehdi-caps.livejournal.com]

"Here lies John Gilks. We're not sure he was totally dead when we put him here, but by now, he certainly is!"

[tamnonlinear.livejournal.com]

*ponder*

Packaged by weight, not volume.

[ex-misschili604.livejournal.com]

Cat herder.

[poppycat.livejournal.com]

Here lies John, a gentle soul,
His kitties they did love him so.
He pandered to their every whim,
On him their purrs they did bestow.

Alas this joy, it could not last,
This paradise of kitty calm.
Who would have thought his love of cats,
Could cause this man such fearful harm.

"And what?" you ask, "the cause of this?"
This tragedy that struck him dead,
A 12lb cat in search of food,
Is bad to fall upon a head.

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

I'm suitably catatonic

[poppycat.livejournal.com]

*groans at the pun*

[oursin.livejournal.com]

No idea, but this reminds of a macabre meme I nearly started about planning one's funeral...

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a good one. My parents want their ashes placed in a rocket and fired over the golf course.