Everyone should have a straight lemur
Oct. 17th, 2005 09:37 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chickenfeetOverheard in our kitchen yesterday:
Lemur: If we let the daube get cold it will gel and we can embed a kitten in it and have kitten in aspic.
Me: Yes, but only a small kitten.
Lemur: Why?
Me: Because a big one would upset the aspic ratio.
Boom! Boom!
Lemur: If we let the daube get cold it will gel and we can embed a kitten in it and have kitten in aspic.
Me: Yes, but only a small kitten.
Lemur: Why?
Me: Because a big one would upset the aspic ratio.
Boom! Boom!
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Date: 2005-10-17 01:42 pm (UTC)Ours was yesterday while walking through a shopping mall on the way to the movie theater. We passed an "accessories" shop with a number of very ugly purses in the window.
Belovedary: Wow, those are so ugly they should be against the law.
Me: Clearly, criminal accessories.
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Date: 2005-10-17 01:45 pm (UTC)