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[chickenfeet]

Tony Blair becomes a socialist?
George Bush takes a vow of poverty?
Scottish Assembly outlaws fried food?
Jacques Chirac converts to Islam?

No, it's far bigger news than that!

Kevin Pietersen takes a test catch.

Comments

[coughingbear]

Sorry - was thinking about Ashes Bingo, when I proposed 'And Pietersen has just taken the most tremendous catch!' as a possible match-winner.