Remember, remember

[chickenfeet]

Via oursin

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Oh - and an additional rule - it has to be plausible (ish!)

Comments

[helianthas.livejournal.com]

That threesome I had with you and lemur_catta was pretty off the hook that snowy night in t.o...

[shezan.livejournal.com]

Do you remember that night with Barbara Amiel in Toronto when I'd come to write about the filming of Sesame Street?

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

It still gives me nightmares

[parisbaby-2003.livejournal.com]

Remember that drunken night you and I went skating on the Rideau Canal in our underpants, and you slipped and broke your coccyx?

Ahhh, good times, good times.....

[glitterboy1.livejournal.com]

The afternoon when you, kalypso_v and I sat watching cricket and doing crosswords in the sunshine is a particular highlight of recent years. Though I still don't understand the answer to 3 down.

[kalypso-v.livejournal.com]

Oh, you beat me to it! But you forgot about John Denham and the kittens cheering England on to victory. And one of the kittens eating the clue for 12 across when it got smeared with marmite.

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

the kitten or the clue?

[kalypso-v.livejournal.com]

Both.

[jez-e-bel.livejournal.com]

I remember that time last winter when we all got roaring drunk at a pub night, snuck up to the rooftop patio at pauper's and had a mock mardi-gras celebration ... mooning/flashing the folks on the street... but the best part was definitely the water balloons...

[oursin.livejournal.com]

It took several margaritas and all your persuasive arts to get me to join you in a karaoke version of 'The 59th St Bridge Song': we were feeelin' very grooovy, though I'm not sure the sentiment was shared by our listeners.

[okoshun.livejournal.com]

[Removes mind from gutter first]

I remember it was winter, must have been a few years ago at one of the first Scotch tasting events that C'est What ever held. Expensive, but so worth it. The Ballindalloch 40 year old - so smoky, so delightful!

[ginny-t.livejournal.com]

Watching you play rugby in drag is definitely one of my most vivid memories of you. And when your left boob started slipping, and the guy on the other team tried to steal it and score… I laughed my *ass* off then!

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure you ever saw these:

[australian-joe.livejournal.com]

I totally didn't believe that it would be possible to rewrite rugby rules according to a Marxist dialectic, but I had to admit you did a pretty damn good job.

It was even more amazing that (abetted by fine liquor) you persuaded me to play.

How ironic that after all my fears about the potential for injury on the field, I sprained my ankle on the way there, tripping over the kittens. They were fine, of course. Me, not so much.

It was vastly entertaining to watch from the sidelines though! Especially where the penalties were always decided for the currently losing side ("... to each according to their need", after all)...

[a-d-medievalist.livejournal.com]

I never believed you were good at sailing till we took a couple of months off to sail from test match to test match in the WIndies. I don't think I've ever been so sunburnt. And the poor Lemur_Catta was so seasick that only massive quantities of Red Stripe helped :-) You were just lucky not to have been hit by that Ambrose full toss!

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

The lemur had no idea that Red Stripe was a beer but it did have her feverish little kinky prosimian brain in a whirl.

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

You are the only person I've met who not only ACCEPTED Fromm's gambit, but managed to play your way out of it. Respect due!

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

I am so bad at chess, it's embarrassing.

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

What about Battleships, Dude?

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

Bridge perhaps?

[f4f3.livejournal.com]

Twister?