I can't believe my ears

[chickenfeet]

If I had ears in the same proportion to my body as Lady Jane's, they would be triangles with sides roughly 25cm, 20cm, 20cm. Just imagine how good my hearing would be. I'd be a walking Jodrell Bank.

Comments

[radinden]

You are Charles Clarke, and I claim my five ASBOs.

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

A comment like that could get you the same sort of treatment as I was threatened with by CC's successor in one of his earlier incarnations. My two children are proof that the threat was an idle one.

[itchyfidget.livejournal.com]

Charlie the Safety Elephant!