Headline of the day

[chickenfeet]

From the BBC:

Turkey abuse claims 'on the rise'

What do you expect in the run up to Canadian Thanksgiving?

Comments

[commodorified.livejournal.com]

"The chef says he thinks the turkey was abused, sir"

"Tell him I said the bird was a fighter. Tell him to stitch it up."

[zantic.livejournal.com]

I am so glad it wasn't just me who read that wrong the first time round. The images - oh god, the images! {shudder}

Zantic

[rhythmaning.livejournal.com]

I think that is the worst pun I have heard for a long time...

And creating humour from torture!

Still, funny, though...