Amuse me

[chickenfeet]

It's a slow morning.

Tell me something, preferably outrageous. Be anonymous if it suits you.

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[(Anonymous)]

I joined the mile high club in the loo of a 747 en route for San Francisco. Pity I was on my own at the time.

[(Anonymous)]

But, have you ever used an inflatable Linda Lovelace or a Davy Crockett hat?

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

at the same time?

[(Anonymous)]

It's unclear from the lyrics (http://www.stiffweapon.com/FruityBitslyrics.html#thewinker).

[(Anonymous)]

I didn't bother leaving my seat.

[(Anonymous)]

I have had sex in every physics lab I've worked in, plus a few more.

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

Well if the current gig lets you do it in zero G be sure to let us know!

[(Anonymous)]

I gave the hubby head on the subway :O

[(Anonymous)]

me? A greyhound bus.

[(Anonymous)]

I went swimming all the time for several years and didn't own a swimsuit.

Perhaps that's not very outrageous.