Dream home meme

[chickenfeet]

I did that dream home meme that's doing the rounds and it was pants. Total pants.

My dream home would have a library the size of a small European country stacked with fine and rare volumes (plus porn stash). The kitchen would be full of gleaming goodies and minions to do the menial work. The garage would certainly not contain a hummer but would offer the choice of a Smart Car for local use, an Acura RSX for fun and a chauffeur driven Mercedes for longer trips.

The dungeon would have very willing slave girls and the home cinema would be the envy of the less well endowed. The Wine Cellar would be to die for. It would be equipped with exciting runs and gangways for cats so they could pop up unexpectedly anywhere. It would also feature odourless self cleaning litter boxes.

Comments

[ann1962]

equipped with exciting runs and gangways

On first read I read that as "exciting nuns".

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

I forgot the exciting nuns. They would be in the games room along with the other Christians, and the lions.

[kalypso-v.livejournal.com]

The garage would certainly not contain a hummer

Well, of course not. Mine would contain a lot of cardboard boxes, placards for tree posters (between elections), the lawn mower and the recycling bins. Oh, hang on, that's what my garage does contain. I suppose this is my dream home already.

[shezan.livejournal.com]

odourless self cleaning litter boxes

[lemur-catta.livejournal.com]

Yes it is pretty crap. I like my botanical gardens and hedge mazes and art gallery but what made this penisbrain think I wanted a bunch of Ferarris and an enormous gun cabinet?

[a-d-medievalist.livejournal.com]

Haven't done that one yet. But am surprised that the porn would be stashed. Somehow, I'd have thought you'd keep it in its own lovely glass-fronted cabinet.

[ironed_orchid]

I think my dream home might be next door to yours, which would be about 5km away, by the sounds of things.