Seen on Twitter

[chickenfeet]

Seen on Twitter this morning and too good not to pass on:

A banker, a teacher, a Tory MP and a Daily Mail reader are sitting around a table.  There are ten biscuits on a plate on the table.  The banker scoffs nine of the biscuits.  The Tory MP turns to the Daily Mail reader and says "Watch out for that teacher, she's trying to pinch your biscuit".