chickenfeet

According to John Hostettler, chairman of the House of Representatives subcommittee on immigration and border security, South Toronto is a breeding ground for Islamic terrorists . Here in the heart of the most southerly bit of Toronto before it gets really soggy residents are a bit perplexed, not least because we've never been described as 'South Toronto' let alone an 'enclave' before. But what do we know. We only live here and can't possibly know our own neighbourhoods as well as a right wing nut job from Indiana. In an attempt to gauge reaction to this stunning revelation I interviewed the only neighbourhood resident who was awake. She said "meow".

On the other hand, maybe the time has come to close the border. We probably need protection from the Christian terrorists of the enclave to the south of us.