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To those disappointed Americans
Nov. 7th, 2012 06:04 amI see all sorts of stories about disillusioned Repugs threatening to move to Australia or New Zealand. I don't understand why. Both are secular countries with (more or less) socialised healthcare systems, not particularly high levels of income and wealth inequality, sensible election finance laws and fairly strict gun controls.
The country you need my friends is Pakistan. It's full of your fellow religious fundamentalists (emphasis on mental). Levels of income inequality are extreme, AK47s are available on every street corner, politicians can be openly bought and sold and there's no health care system worth a damn except for the wealthy. It's a Republican paradise! Best of all, in a recent international poll it was the only country where voters preferred Romney to Obama.
Just try not to buy a house in one of those areas where civilians regularly get killed by those American drones that you think are doing such a great job.
The country you need my friends is Pakistan. It's full of your fellow religious fundamentalists (emphasis on mental). Levels of income inequality are extreme, AK47s are available on every street corner, politicians can be openly bought and sold and there's no health care system worth a damn except for the wealthy. It's a Republican paradise! Best of all, in a recent international poll it was the only country where voters preferred Romney to Obama.
Just try not to buy a house in one of those areas where civilians regularly get killed by those American drones that you think are doing such a great job.
