chickenfeet

jez_e_bel offered up Queenie, Sybil Fawlty or (for lack of a distinct female character in the Flying Circus) Carol "Cleavage" Cleveland.

Chuck is easy. Sybil Fawlty is the sort of woman the Devil returns from Hell in Irish folksongs.

Marry gave me pause for thought. My initial reaction was "can't marry Queenie because she'll bally well have me executed" but then I realised that if I married her i would be king and could have her executed if I wanted. This is obviously a good thing (though not necessarily a good king). Queenie it is then.

Shag Well that leaves Carol. mmm Zoot. "we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon: ..."