Jul. 21st, 2005
Mornington Crescent
Jul. 21st, 2005 05:13 pmThe locations of today's terrorist "incidents" in London, along with those from two weeks ago have now been fed into our local supercomputer Deep Goat. By mapping the locations to a seven dimensional non-Riemannian representation of London's public transport system (the minimum degree of complexity required to represent it's underlying randomness), Deep Goat has concluded that the next attack will inevitably take place in or around Mornington Crescent.