Baaa!

[chickenfeet]

meme gacked from ajhalluk

You give me the title to a story I didn't write (or that no one wrote, it doesn't have to be a real title to anything), and I'll give you a synopsis of what the story would be, were it written by me.

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[frankie-ecap.livejournal.com]

The kittens of doom.

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

Three kittens set out on a quest to destroy a "ring of power" by tossing it into the volcanic heart of Mount Doom, which is located somewhere near Grantham, Lincs. They must battle through three volumes of implausible complexity, faux erudition and thinly veiled analogy to reach their goal. Finally, if the reader gets this far, they find that the darl lord, Moron, has hired a Scottish investment banker to run Mount Doom. He has closed it down, made the orcs redundant and built a giant car park and several warehouses that nobody wants. The kittens decise it is time for a nap.

[frankie-ecap.livejournal.com]

This has made my night. Thank you.

[chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com]

Glad it amused you.